The System Keeps Records – Premium Satirical Crew Sweatshirt ⚡

The system keeps the records.🗂️
We keep the receipts. 🧾

This isn’t just fabric—it’s friction. 🔥 A calculated, ironic critique wrapped in heavyweight cotton for the man who knows that behind every cold document lies a human cost. 🕵️

In a world that reduces lives to case numbers, the AWONDERS man refuses to look away. 👀 This sweatshirt is for the urban activist and the high-IQ skeptic—the one who understands that true street authority comes from the courage to speak uncomfortable truths. 🧠💥

We’ve engineered a premium foundation that serves as a canvas for raw, satirical commentary on the American system. 🎨 Built for the "defiant calm" of the city—clean enough for a gallery opening, sharp enough for the front lines. Minimalist streetwear with a heavy conscience, designed to make you feel empowered, respected, and undeniably sharp. 💎 In a culture chasing trends, you choose conviction. ⚡

Status isn’t volume. It’s clarity. 🏆

🧵 Fabric & Craftsmanship:

Elite commentary deserves elite construction.

Face: 100% premium combed cotton for a smooth, high-definition graphic finish

Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester tightly knit 3-end fleece

Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) heavyweight structure

Build: Side-seamed construction for a tailored street silhouette, AWONDERS signature — understated. Unmistakable.

Durability: Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs & hem

Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton / 45% polyester

Source: Responsibly crafted blank sourced from Pakistan

The result? Structured drape. Clean lines. No cheap warp. No fast-fashion collapse.

🎯 Why It Hits Different:

⚡ Sharp Political Satire – Intelligent irony aimed at the ICE system without performative outrage.

🧠 High-IQ Streetwear – Designed for thinkers, not followers.

🏆 Heavyweight Authority – Holds its shape and commands presence.

🔥 Minimalist Power – Clean enough for galleries, sharp enough for protest lines.

🧵 Premium Feel – Competes with top LA & NYC street labels.

This is statement wear for men who move strategically.

🌎 Designed for Modern Street Culture:

Born for American streets—New York edge, LA restraint. 🇺🇸

Built tough enough for the Canadian cold. 🇨🇦
Sharp enough for UK minimalism. 🇬🇧
Clean enough for Australia’s underground urban scene. 🇦🇺

Wherever dissent has discipline, this belongs.

📏 Size & Fit:

📌 This Sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size up from your usual size.

📌 For a clean, tailored fit → order one size up

📌 For an oversized streetwear aesthetic → order two sizes up

📌 Please check the size guide below before ordering. 👇

🧼 Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine wash cold, inside out.

🎨 Wash with like colors.

🌬️ Air dry recommended to preserve fabric density and graphic integrity.

🚫 Do not iron directly on the graphic.

❌ Do not bleach.

🚚 Shipping & Returns:

Your AWONDERS piece is made just for you. That means it may take a little longer than typical fast fashion — but it also means you’re getting a fresh, high-quality garment that hasn’t been sitting in a warehouse ♻️

We offer tracked shipping across the USA, Canada, the UK, and Australia. ✅

📌 Be sure to review our Shipping & Returns policy for complete details.

If you’d like it slightly sharper but still restrained:

Not just a sweatshirt.
A precise statement — no performative noise. ⚡

AWONDERS. Say it without saying it.

Size guide