AWONDERS Men’s “They Deal in Documents” Satirical ICE Sweatshirt ⚡

 They deal in documents. We deal in reality ⚡ Wear the statement. This is a declaration of autonomy ✊ for the man who knows his worth isn’t defined by a file 📄 ❌.

Built on an elevated foundation that critiques the system with sharp irony 😎, this sweatshirt is for the AWONDERS man who commands influence, intellect 🧠, and style 👔. It’s not just clothing—it’s a signal of power 💪, cultural insight 🌎, and quiet dominance 🕶️. Perfect for urban thinkers 🏙️, street philosophers 🤔, and anyone who refuses to be boxed in 📦. Own your space. Signal your status ⭐. Be recognized without saying a word.

🧵 Fabric & Craftsmanship:

Face: 100% premium combed cotton – smooth, high-definition print, pilling-resistant.

Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester 3-end fleece – soft, structured, and cloud-like.

Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) – substantial, season-proof silhouette.

Construction: Side-seamed architecture for precise fit. AWONDERS signature — seen by many. Understood by few.

Durability: Double-needle rib collar, cuffs & hem – elite daily wear.

🎯 Why It Hits Different:

Sovereign Satire: Bold, minimalist graphic challenging systemic authority with razor-sharp irony

Elite Silhouette: Flat-hem crew neck that drapes with tailored streetwear precision

Cultural Currency: Functions as a high-impact statement and wardrobe foundation

Premium Authority: Engineered for men who value craft, intellect, and street credibility

🌎 Designed for Modern Street Culture:
Infused with the defiant energy of NYC & LA, built for layering in Canada & the UK, and resonates with Australia’s urban underground. A universal signal for those who refuse ownership by systems.

📏 Size & Fit:

📌 This Sweatshirt runs small. We recommend ordering one size up from your usual size.

📌 For a clean, tailored fit → order one size up

📌 For an oversized streetwear aesthetic → order two sizes up

📌 Please check the size guide below before ordering. 👇

🧼 Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine wash cold, inside out.

🎨 Wash with like colors.

🌬️ Air dry recommended to preserve fabric density and graphic integrity.

🚫 Do not iron directly on the graphic.

❌ Do not bleach.

🚚 Shipping & Returns:

Your AWONDERS piece is made just for you. That means it may take a little longer than typical fast fashion — but it also means you’re getting a fresh, high-quality garment that hasn’t been sitting in a warehouse ♻️

We offer tracked shipping across the USA, Canada, the UK, and Australia. ✅

📌 Be sure to review our Shipping & Returns policy for complete details.

Not just a sweatshirt. ⚡ A statement. AWONDERS. Order now.

Size guide